I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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