Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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