Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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