She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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