It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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