Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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