do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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