I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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