We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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