That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
You did what with his pubic hair?
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