You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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