The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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