But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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