ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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