I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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