I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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