shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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