Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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