sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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