whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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