There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Randomize
