well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
