i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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