Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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