Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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