Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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