I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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