her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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