I'm passing your future prison.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
My ass is underappreciated
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm too high and old for this...
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