You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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