nut hugger
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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