kristin has been a bad kristin
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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