If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
and she was petting her beer can
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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