oh fat girl friday strikes again...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
