I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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