Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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