erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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