We're like a lot better than the average bears
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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