She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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