Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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