its not stalking. its research.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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