Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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