i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Randomize
