i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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