My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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