There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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