Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
