I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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