Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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