it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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