I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
