Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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