so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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