OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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