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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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