I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Someone shattered a urinal.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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