11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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